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Post by Logan K Michaels owner on Mar 22, 2008 11:28:21 GMT -5
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Jay Cage
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Because That's How I Roll!
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Post by Jay Cage on Mar 23, 2008 21:12:31 GMT -5
*The scene opens up in the trainer's office with Jay Cage sitting up on the table while the nurse tapes up his back and ribs from his table match with Kendra at Kill Zone. He winces at the pain every once in a while when the trainer touches certain spots*
Nurse: Tell me if this hurts when I press down on it ok.
*The Nurse presses down on a spot on Jay Cage's back. He winces in pain as she does so*
Jay Cage: Ahh dammit of course that hurts! There's a friggin 6 inch gash from the table you freaking moron.
*Jay looks up and sees the camera*
Jay Cage: Ok the camera is here for my interview. Go do something for a while so I can do this.
Nurse: Yes Mr. Cage.
*The nurse goes over to a desk and starts to type up some medical reports on the computer*
Jay Cage: God...friggin women.
*Jay Cage shakes his head in disgust*
Jay Cage: Anyways, onto why I wanted you here. I've got a lot on my mind that I need to get out there. First off, about my match with Kendra from Kill Zone. I'm man enough to admit that, yeah I underestimated you. Yeah you took me to my limit. I give you that. But, the fact remains that I in turn took you to a limit that no one else has ever taken you. Yes you are still undefeated BUT I'm the only one that has put a little spot on your record. And am I satisfied with just going to a draw with you? No. I wanted to beat you. I know that I can beat you. And I will beat you at Torture in our Lumberjack match.
*Jay Cage takes a deep breath in and flinches a little bit from the pain but then continues*
Jay Cage: Kendra I may be hurt right now but I've got more then enough time between now and our match and believe me, these injuries WILL be healed before then. So don't think you're getting a less then 100% Jay Cage. And if you think that for one damn minute that my whole outlook on what a "womens place" is you are mistaken.
*The nurse comes back over to where Jay is and starts tapping him up some more*
Jay Cage: I think it's damn disgrace that you, a woman, is still holding a man's title. You have your own division, why don't you stay in it. That's what it's made for. You don't see me or Fox or any other of the men here in the NEW challenging for your the womens title. You know why? Because we have our own titles and we don't want that worthless title. It's below us.
*The nurse presses down hard onto one spot on Jay purposely for his sexist remarks but doing it in a non-obvious way*
Jay Cage: OUCH! SON OF A BITCH THAT HURT!
Nurse: Oh, oops, sorry.
*As the nurse turns away from Jay, rolls her eyes as she walks away. Jay sits there clutching his side, with a look of pain and discomfort on his face*
Jay Cage: Kendra, you wanna mock me for having the nickname "The Instant Classic", saying I'm a rip off? I'm the original Instant Classic. And I proved that in our match. There's a reason why this match was so heavily hyped up, why this match stole the show, why this rivalry is getting so much attention and why the rematch is being talked about even more. And that's me because of me. You see Kendra, every other match that you have been in has been forgettable. Nobody's talking about your other matches. They're only talking about one. And that's the one with me, Jay Cage. And you know what? They're going to be talking about this match after it's all said and done. Because not only is it going to be another classic but it's going to be the night two very important events are going to take place. One, it will be the night that Jay Cage wins his first title here in the NEW. And secondly, it will be the night that Kendra Blaze lost her first match. And not only that but Jay Cage's undefeated streak lives on. Oh yeah, that's right. Like you Kendra, I have not been pinned since coming here either. And that's not going to change. Bank on it! That's all I've got to say for now, get that camera out of my face. Nurse! Get over here and do your damn job.
*The nurse gets a look of irritation as she goes over and finishes up what tapping up the ribs and back of Jay Cage. The lasting image as the scene fades out is Jay Cage sitting there with a look of mild discomfort on his face*
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Post by Kendra "FUCKING" Blaze on Mar 26, 2008 14:21:42 GMT -5
A few hours later, Kendra Blaze walks into the nurses office. She was wearing a pair of jeans and the newest Kendra Blaze shirt which said "Two Titles, One Woman" on the front and said "Kendra "FUCKING" Blaze on the back. The shirt was a babydoll tee and it was black with the lettering in white. The nurse was sitting there, in a bad mood. She looks up and see's Kendra and smiles. She stood up and walked over to her.
Nurse: Well if it isn't the woman who caused all that pain and suffering to the sexist pig.
Kendra smirked. She thought back to the match, about how she caused so much pain to Jay Cage that he needed to be bandaged and taped up. There she stood, seemingly unscathed.
Kendra: What can I say. I do my job and I do it well.
The nurse patted her on the shoulder and grinned.
Nurse: Yeah, he whined like a baby about how it hurt. Come on he's a man he's supposed to be "tough", especially the way he is.
Kendra chuckled a little bit. How true it was really.
Nurse: Oh, while your here, I want to check how those bruises are and that cut on your arm.
Kendra rolled her eyes a little but and lifted up her sleeve to reveal a kinda big square bandage on her arm. The nurse took it off and there was a cut, not very deep, but deep enough to cause pain. The cut was about 2 inches long. The nurse touched it and Kendra was just kind of looking around the room in boredom.
Nurse: Doesn't that hurt at all?
Kendra: Yeah, but I can handle pain. Unlike Jay Cage, I can take a cut or bumps and bruises without whining like a little baby about how it hurts. Pain lets you know your alive. That cut or those bruises on my arms and back are nothing but battle scars you could say. Like i said it lets you know your still alive and kicking.
The nurse dabs a cotton ball on the cut and Kendra looks over at her a bit annoyed. The nurse shrugs and then puts a new bandage over the cut.
Nurse: There we go, don't want it getting all infected and what not.
The nurse glances at the doorway and noticed the camera.
Nurse: Did you know there was a camera there?
Kendra: Yeah, can't do a damn thing with out them being there really. You get used to it after a while. But its good that they are here becuase there are some things I want Jay Cage to hear!
She turned to face the cameras.
Kendra: Jay, you talked about you being undefeated here in New. Well that is true, seeing as our match was only the second match you have been in. Hell I don't even remember who you faught 2 weeks ago ...
The nurse spoke up.
Nurse: Gravemaster.
Kendra: Well, that explains alot. So Jay that give you what? One win and a draw. That's really alot to brag about you know. You beat up NEW's very own beat up bag! oh man that's so amazing! Well then look at my record shall we. Let's see on Kill Zone Second Coming #4 I beat, in my debut match, Amberlynn and Starlight for the women's title. One win. Then on Kill Zone #5 I had the night off. I guess that Logan thought I deserved a night off after winning the title. Then on Fan Friday I beat Amberlynn Hellfire. 2 wins. The next week on Kill Zone 6 I had my first match in the mens division against Blade. Guess who won, oh yeah me. 3 wins. Kill Zone 7 I beat Fox. Let's see that makes it 4. And then last week I came to a draw with you. Oh and lets not forget about Pay-Per-View matches! At backlash I beat Amberlynn and Ashley Lunatic. Ha 5 wins. Oh and lets not forget Mayhem where I beat Medusa.That makes it well, 6 wins a draw. That is so comparable to you with one win and one draw. I mean come on. 6 wins, a draw, and two titles agaisnt 1 win, 1 draw, and no titles?
She paused and looked around a little bit.
Kendra: But I do have to give you credit, your the first person to even come close to beating me. You see you can all you want that you are undefeated. The fact of the matter is this, You may be undefeated in NEW, but I am not only undefeated in NEW, I am undefeated in my entire professional career! I have NEVER been pinned, I have never submitted, Hell I haven't even been disqulified. But ya know, if you wanna bitch and complain that you can't get a shot for the women's title ... nothing is stopping you from putting on a dress and a wig and fighting me for it. One word ... "HARVINA"
The nurse chuckled.
Nurse: I'd pay good money to see that idiot compete in a dress and a wig.
Kendra: But ya know Jay, at Torture, it isn't strickly you versus me, best person wins. It's a lumberjack match. Now who knows what way these lumberjacks are going to go. They might go after me becuase, lets face it, im not the most popular person in the back. They might target you becuase lets face it, you don't have a ton of allies in the back either. You see ther may be people who target me becuase they want me to lose the title to you becuase they think they would have a better shot of winning it from you than from me. Then again there might be people who don't want you to hold the title. I am not sure what the rest of the diva division is going to do. I mean sure they might want some cheap shots at me, but i'm sure they want to take some shots at you as well for your comments against women. I guess we will have to see everyone's colors at torture now wont we? But for all of you who decide you want to get cheap shots in on me during the match, watch your back becuase I will go seeking revenge.
Ste took a breath then cracked her neck.
Kendra: You say that the womens title is beneath you? News flash. It's beneath me too. The only reason I hold it is if i didnt, some idiot like Amberlynn or Medusa would hold it. Can't let that happen. You see people like, you, fox, medusa, and amber are like the bottom rung of a ladder. The first one you have to step on to get to the top. And trust me, I will be hte one climbing to the top no matter who I have to go through and who I have beat down. So you better be 100% ... becuase to keep up with me, you will have to be.
She looked back at the nurse than walked out of the room, the cameras fading out.
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Jay Cage
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Because That's How I Roll!
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Post by Jay Cage on Mar 26, 2008 18:54:54 GMT -5
*The scene opens up in the Arena and the camera is showing the sold out audience in attendance and out of nowhere Jay Cage's entrance music starts to play. He stops up at the top of the entrance ramp with a microphone in hand*
Jay Cage: Well, well, well, looks like "Super Woman" is human after all.
*Jay starts to make his way down to the ring but continues to talk as he does so*
Jay Cage: You want to mock because you had a few bruises and a little scratch and mock me because I was in pain? Well guess what, I have a gash six inches long and about six inches deep on my back and 3 bruised ribs. I'm pretty sure thats a little more then a few bruises and a little scratch. But then again, shame on me to expect a blond haired bimbo to realize that.
*Cage walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes. He goes over the far left corner and sits up on top of the turnbuckle*
Jay Cage: Kendra, you wanna talk about our records and who each of us has faced. Well guess what Kendra, every person that you listed off hasn't done a damn thing either. Hell, half of your wins come against that piece of trash Amberlynn. So Kendra, you wanna brag then by all means, you go ahead and brag. But you criticize me for facing a nobody when in reality, you haven't beaten one damn impressive person. And the ONLY one even remotely impressive is Fox and you won because of some outside interference.
You say that there's nothing stopping me from putting on a dress and a wig to fight for that womens title. Well Kendra, actually you are wrong. My self-respect is stopping me. My dignity is stopping me. My manhood is stopping me. Why in the hell would I want to waste my time wrestling for that garbage title? My time would be better spent watching sitting around the house all day or watching paint dry. Just because you have to throw on a wig, some make-up and paddin up the chest so you can compete in a division you know you can win, doesn't mean that I am going to.
*Cage pauses to adjust his shirt and continues to speak*
Jay Cage: And as far as the lumberjacks are concerned, I couldn't give a damn less about if they like me or hate me or want to take a shot at me or help me out. I don't want, nor need the help to beat you. But for once Kendra, I do agree with something that came out of that mouth of yours. Both of us do have our share of people that are gunning for us for one reason or another. Whether it be because they want the title or they've been offended or the simple fact that they are jealous. Because lets face it Kendra. We both have a lot to be jealous about, you cant deny that. I mean, I have looks, talent, charisma, notoriety, a huge fan following, everything that everyone wishes they had. And you, you have the gold. But you know what? I don't care. The entire locker room can try to stop me from winning this title. It's not going to happen!
*Jay Cage jumps down off of the top turnbuckle*
Jay Cage: I will walk out of Torture(starting to point all around at the fans) as each and ever one of your's new Overseas Champion. You can take that to the bank, bet your entire life savings, put it on your mother's grave, whatever. As sure as a Bear craps in the woods, I will win that title from you Kendra. And after I do, everyone will see what I have been saying all along. Women have no place in the ring with a man and holding a man's title.
*Jay Cage drops the microphone and gets onto the top rope and motions that he's going to have a title around his waist toward the crowd. He jumps down and goes to another corner and the scene goes to commercial as it shows Cage taunting the crowd*
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Post by Kendra "FUCKING" Blaze on Mar 28, 2008 14:38:38 GMT -5
The cameras open up to show Kendra Blaze in the back looking at a TV screen, watching Jay Cage out in the ring talking about things that only make him look ignorant. She then heard him say that he has looks, talent, charisma, notoriety, and a huge fan following. She immediatly started laughing. She laughed so hard she almost fell on the floor in laughter. After a minute or so she caught her breath and noticed the camera.
Kendra: Oh Jay that was funny. I didn't know you were a comedian. You got a funny catchphrase? Do you tell redneck jokes or say git-r-done? Because that was one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life. Looks? Yeah you got "looks". You "look" like some one ran over your face, then backed up and ran it over again. Talent? Ha. You couldn't beat Amberlynn Hellfire even if you cheated, which says alot becuase frankly, she sucks. Charisma. You have all the charisma of a dead moose honestly. Notoriety. Don't confuse notoriety with being complelty pathetic. And finally a huge fan following. Trust me, it isnt' the fans following you. It's you following the fans. You following them begging them to take your autograph. Begging and pleading for some one to want a picture with you. Begging and pleading for some one to recognise you from somthing other than a gay porn. Hey, we all have our little secrets now don't we.
She took a deep breath.
Kendra: Your skills are mediocre at best. You can say you took me to a new limit all you want, but the fact is luck was on your side when I fell off the ladder and took you with me, us both crashing through that table at the same time to where no one could tell who hit first. If your stinky B.O. ridden body hadn't greased up the ladder maybe my feet wouldn't have slipped out from underneath me and only you would have fallen through that table, compliments of me. But then again I am glad it ended the way it did. Becuase everyone saw that in the same match you suffered more injuries at MY hands than I did at yours. Come on you have a 6 inch long, 6 inch deep gash in your back, compliment of Kendra "FUCKING" Blaze and the table. And trust me, thats like 5 1/2 inches longer than anything else on your body. The second reason I am glad it ended the way it did, I have another chance to prove why I belong where I am at when I pin your ass to the mat after bouncing your face off my knee, messing up that "pretty face" you claim to have. I have the opportunity to beat you in front of millions of fans, and not by lucking into pushing your through a table, but by either keeping you down for a 3 count OR making you tap out like the little bitch that you are.
She paused for a second as she looked around the hallway and then she glanced at her shoulder that had the 2 inch cut on it. She looked back at the camera.
Kendra: You wanna talk about your injuries versus mine? Well if you look, who really took more punishment in that match we had? I think it was you. I don't have any bruised ribs. i don't have a 6 inch long 6 inch deep gash on my back. Your probably going to say it was just the way you landed on the table so that I don't look good it being caused by me. Talk all you want, but we all know that I came out in better shape. You say your going to be 100% for our match, and you totally should be. Even though it is really gonna take longer than a week for such a deep gash to heal or even those bruised ribs. So I know you won't be at 100%. Sure that kind of dissapoints me, but its ok. A win over you in a win, wether your at 100% or 75% or even 50%. But you had some strong words about my victory over Fox. You say it was becuase of an outside interference? Well it's not like I asked that asshole to get involved. If anything I want a shot at him in the ring to show him I didn't need his help. Maybe he thought he was doing the honorable thing or something I don't know. What i do know is this...The pinfall I got over Fox was NOT as a result of Rough Ryder. It was as a result of a Bitch Kick to the face. It was MY KICK the knocked his ass out for the 3 count. Hell, if anything Rough Ryder cuased it to end earlier than I had planned. But in the end, it was ME who did the whole match except when that jerk decided to get involved. Not like he did anything extreme or what not, and like I said, it was my kick that knocked him out so no matter how you look at it, I beat him. My Overseas title proves it.
She adjusted the title belt over her shoulder and patted it a little bit to get attention to it. The camera zooms in to the name plate on it that reads "Kendra Blaze".
Kendra: The Overseas Title. I mean come on, it may not be the world championship. But it's merely a stepping stone to get to that title. Which I will hold some day. But for right now I am happy working my way up, earning myself the title shots. Unlike some people I actually have a sense of honor and pride. Not a whole lot in terms of honor. If I have to cheat to keep the title, so be it. If I have to use a weapon behind the refs back then so be it. I don't care how I have to do it, as long as the job gets done. I'm not one of those goody's who won't do a damn thing wrong. I'm not one of those people who thinks they have to play by the rules. I don't play by rules. I am the exception to all the rules. I mean look at me I fight in the mens division. I'm a woman. I am sure there are several people who run around saying thats against the rules. Like i said, I'm the exception to the rule. I don't follow rules and regulations and Jay, your going to regret stepping foor in the ring with me. You say I am a disgrace to the title and the division. Maybe you should look in the mirror when saying that. You are the disgrace. You are the one who hasn't done jack shit in this place to be noticed.
She paused and took a deep breath.
Kendra: But you did say something that I actually agree with Jay. The people I have beaten. Amberlynn, Starlight, Medusa, Fox, Blade...really haven't done anything to make a name for themselves. But regardless, i have still shown my supremecy. I have shown my skill and shown what I can do in that ring. Some people are impressed, others aren't. Doesn't matter. It seems I have impressed the people that matter, like Logan. Hell if I wasn't good he would not have come to me and told me that he wanted me to move up and fight in the mens division. You see I have impressed him. You, however, haven't. All you have done is attack Marcus Cage from behind and then beat Grave Master and come to a draw with me. You want this title, your gonna hafta earn it. Your gonna hafta prove to everyone what you speak, even though we all know it as lies. You aren't that good in the ring, or on the mic. So stop pretending to be. See you in the ring Jay. I promise it will be the match of your career, especially the one to end it. After I beat you and keep my title, you will be imbarassed. I mean come on Fox lost to me and how many weeks later, 1 or 2, and he was gone. You will have the same fate. Mark my words.
She readjusts the belt on her shoulder and walks off. Who would come out on top at Torture? Would the lumberjacks make a big difference? Will these two beat the shit out of each other? No one will know until Torture.
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