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Post by Logan K Michaels owner on Feb 21, 2008 13:22:12 GMT -5
all parties in this match roleplay here.
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Post by Marcus Cage on Feb 28, 2008 13:47:32 GMT -5
The scene faded up inside a room. A long table is set up in the middle, with four chairs on one side. Candy and Lola bounce up to the table, and sit it the middle two seats. Dynamite and Marcus walk up carrying large bags. Marcus sits on the last chair to the left of the camera next to Candy, and Dynamite sits on the last chair to the right of the camera next to Lola. They dump the contents of the bags and letters sprawl all over the table and even some on the floor. They began picking them up and looking thru them.
Dynamite: This, "Ask Shock & Awe" segment was genius.
Marcus: I know.
Dynamite: How did you come up with it then?
Marcus just looked at Dynamite and opened a letter. He read it too himself then looked at the camera.
Marcus: Hello, I'm The High Voltage Superstar and today Shock and Awe are bringing you a brand new segment, that lets you, the fans, ask us questions about anything and everything. From the great questions of the universe, to why don't chicken breasts have nipples?
Dynamite: Why don't they?
Marcus: Cuz if they got cold, they would poke a hole in the package.
Dynamite: If you say so.
Marcus: Let's read the first one, shall we. This one is from Tod in Tulsa. It says, "Dear Shock & Awe, How did you guys manage to land two extremely gorgeous girls like Candy and Lola?"
Marcus tossed the letter aside.
Marcus: Well, when you are as talented, funny, and unbelievably good looking as we are, it's only natural that you get the same kind of girls.
Dynamite: "Dear Dinamite, Marcus is so lucky to have a guy like you as his partner, how do you guys get along the way you do?"
Dynamite looked at Candy.
Dynamite: Candy, my name is spelled with a Y, not an I.
Candy nodded and began looking thru more letters.
Marcus: Melissa in Texas writes, "Dear Shock & Awe, as a woman, I think what Kendra Blaze is doing is great. I was wondering what your thoughts are on Kendra Blaze facing Fox for the Oversea's Championship?"
Dynamite: I, for one, think it's great. We are all about equality. I mean just because Fox knows he can't beat her doesn't mean she doesn't deserve to be in that match fighting against a man.
Marcus: Yes, just because Fox has to squat to pee, doesn't mean he is better then Kendra, or anyone else for that matter. Have you all noticed that most of what he's done around here is complain? He doesn't want to face a woman because he know's he can't win, or he can't understand why Avalanche was put into the Elimination Chamber Match, and he is forced to defend his title. If you are afraid to defend your title, then maybe you shouldn't be holding it. Simple as that, Fox. Grow some balls, step up to the plate, and maybe you'll have a very slim chance of coming out on top. I have another joke there, against Kendra, but she scares me so let's find out what Candy and Lola have to say.
Candy: I think Kendra is doing something that most women, who are oppressed and made to feel inferior, would love to do. She's getting a chance to prove that men are no better then women. I can't wait to see Kendra kick Fox's butt.
Lola: I'm with Candy. Kendra is making a big impact just by having the match, so imagine what will happen if she wins. I mean Fox is such a sexist pig, he'll probably go hide under a rock somewhere, fading into abscurity, hoping he can live down the image of Kendra kicking his ass.
Marcus and Dynamite looked at Candy and Lola with stunned expressions.
Candy and Lola: What?
Marcus cleared his thoat and Dynamite just read another letter.
Dynamite: Terry in El Paso wants to know, "Dear Shock and Awe, What kind of music do you like?" I like Drowning Pool and Manson alot.
Marcus: Anything with a beat that I can dance to.
Marcus grabbed another letter.
Marcus: This one is from AJ up at Penn State. "Dear Marcus, is it true what they say about Fox?" Well, according to my sources, it is true. Fox has no penis.
Dynamite: this one is just labled F. No name or location. "Dear Shock & Awe, Why is it that I gag when I brush my teeth, but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex?" You can answer that one, dude.
Marcus: Well, first off, I think I know who this "F" is. And secondly, it's obvious that your tooth brush is bigger. But "F" don't feel bad, it could be worse, if he went down on you, he would find that you had no penis. That's right, "F" is none other then Fox.
Marcus clears his throat again, and reads the next letter.
Marcus: From Harry in Montana. "Dear Marcus, are you at all upset about your match with Zodiac for the TV Title, when you have clearly stated that you and Dynamite wanted to go for the Tag Team Titles?"
He set the letter down and looked into the camera.
Marcus: Well, Harry, I'm not as upset as you may think. Yes, I stated I wanted the Tag Titles with Dynamite, but think of it this way. Dynamite has proven he could beat Blake one on one, now's my chance to beat Zodiac, one on one. Plus, we took out his partner last week, and this week I'm going to take his TV Title. Soon, he'll realize that the only thing he has left, is half a title, that he can't even defend like a champion. His whole world will come crashing down, and when it does, you can bet Shock and Awe are going to be there to win the Tag Titles the first opportunity we can.
Dynamite: Jayden from Washington, "Dear Dynamite, are you going to be at ringside for Marcus, and do you think he'll need you?" Of course I'm going to be at ringside for Marcus. Just because Blake is injured doesn't mean Zodiac won't try to cheat. Their are other members of Genesis don't forget. But to answer your second part, I can guarantee that marcus will not need me out there. Without Blake, Zodiac will be like a one legged duck. Swimming in circles, not really going anywhere.
Dynamite started looking thru other letters, as Marcus looked at his watch.
Marcus: That's all the time we have for this segment of "Ask Shock & Awe." Join us again when we answer your letters about anything and everything. Thanks for watching.
The scene faded to black with all four of them reading more letters to each other.
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Post by zodiac on Mar 1, 2008 14:55:50 GMT -5
~The room is dark and smells of blood. Rotten corpses hang all over the place. He moves a few out of his way. He finally gets to his destination the middle of this slaughter house. He tapes up his fist which matches his plain white shirt and blue jeans. He ties back his hair to keep it out of his face.~ Z: Many people will wonder why I am here. It's really simple when you think about it. In my last match I won but in my mind I lost. You see somewhere along the way I lost that burning desire to fight. I got lazy and depended on what I had already done and not what I will continue to do. Finally I looked at my life, I had money, women, leer jets, and anything else my heart wanted. It made me soft and I finally decided it was time for a change, time to go back to the way it was before the money. It's time I went back to be the wrestler I was. It's time I train as if i was broke to bring the fire and desire back. It time to unleash the anger within and make others shake when they hear my name when the hear the rush of air as they are hit with the horoscope.
Marcus, you and your partner love to joke and that's kwel. I love it when a clown makes me laugh. You did it alright y'all took out Kingston but then again we all know the full story there. You actually did me a favor you see I got tired of carrying all that dead weight with me. All Blake did was bring me down, I was considering jumping him myself but you guys got to him before me so congrats to beating dead weight. Then again I beat up an old lady so I guess where even there.~Zodiac takes a bottle of water and takes a few swallows. He lights a cigarette. He blows the smoke into the air. He throws a few punches at the meat and if falls off in chunks.~ Z: Some one seems to think that I needed Blake to do anything. History lesson boys this US title was won by me alone with no one standing at ring side with me. I did it all by myself, I talk the talk and walk the walk. Ever since I've entered NEW I've had to prove it every week and I have done it. I have fought the toughest guys in this fed. I have won every match that I did by myself. I don't need anyone's help against you Marcus. You have finally bitten off more than you can chew. It time you learn what everyone has learned and that is you under estimate the ICON of this business.
Like I've already said Marcus beating Kingston is no biggie everyone does it. I've never seen him win a singles match but you see i have. I beaten everyone that has came after my title.I've beat everyone in the battle royal to secure this belt that hangs around my waist and it will take more than you got to remove it. Your just another victim that has tried to walk into my path way. You can come out and make all the jokes you want but what happens in the ring is no joke Marcus. I will have to show you the serious side of wrestling. I will show you what happens when a little boy like you steps into the ring with a master like myself. It's gonna be a very painful lesson for you Marcus, an ass-whipping like you never received.
~Zodiac notice a dark figure on the other side of the room. They lock eyes and Zodiac start to walk over to him.~
Z: Oh, one more question Marcus!
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