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Post by Logan K Michaels owner on Feb 21, 2008 13:21:06 GMT -5
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Post by fox on Feb 28, 2008 2:16:14 GMT -5
Part 1
Fox is walking up and down the hallway talking to himself under his breath. Fox turns his body and punches the catering’s table, and then grabs a handful of vegetables and throws them down the hall. Fox then makes his way down the hall towards Amberlynn. Fox gets to Amberlynn and places his hands on his hips with his head down and pulls his head up to talk.
Fox: Amber, I need your advice!
Amber: Yes, what’s wrong?
Fox: I feel that Logan is not using my Abilities to their full potential. I MEAN DAMMIT! I’M FACING A DAMN WOMAN WHO SHOULD BE DEFENDING HER TITLE AGAINST YOU!!!!!
Amber: Calm down!
Fox: She doesn’t have no damn business in the men’s division, and she needs to step down before I have to beat her ass, and embarrass us both. Even the people in the back are giving me funny looks, talking about “Fox is facing a women, that’s low”! Shit, even Cub’s been teasing me about this, saying “ Fox if you beat this females ass, your are going to look like a bitch! I mean more of a Bitch than you already are, hahaha”! Little basturd, shouldn’t have came out of that coma… He’s lucky I don’t kick him in his damn head myself!
Amber: Yeah, she’s a great women’s wrestler, but she needs to stay in the women’s division! She doesn’t need to face you, because we all know that you will dominate the whole match!
Fox: I’m glad you encouraging me on this, so much I can say for you Fiancé! He’s looking at me like I’m a crack head, like if I got to face Kendra, I don’t deserve to be in a bigger match! What the hell should I do?
Amber: I say just go out there and defend your title! You’re a great wrestler, you shouldn’t have no problems.
Fox: Yeah, I got some business to take care of now, and complaining isn’t going to win me the match.
Fox walk’s into the Women’s locker room and comes out with the Womens Title, and walks out and looks at Amberlynn with a smile on his face. Fox walks away and into Marcus, and begins to laugh, and walks away towards the entrance ramp. Fox’s music hits as fans begin to boo and cheer together. Fox walks down to the ring with the Oversea’s and Woman’s Title over his shoulders. Fox walks down the ramp and stops for a moment with a empty look on his face, and shakes his head left and right, and walks back backstage. Fans look with confusion, and Fox comes back out with Cub who is now holding the Woman’s Championship, and they begin to walk towards the ring. Fox grabs cub and lifts him up to the ring and then slides in as Cub steps through the bottom ropes. Fox grabs a microphone and smiles at the fans.
Fox: Mayham, the Overseas Champion, Me, Fox himself, will be defending the title against a female. Kendra Blaze is way out of her league facing me. I will make sure to beat her ass at Mayham! I know its not in my manhood to hit a female, but lets face it, she might be a dude. So lets put the Man vs. the Transsexual! Ask Cub, he’s seen things in the back, you people couldn’t imagine. Tell them!
Cub: I seen Marcus trying on lipstick once, while dynamite picked out a dress for him! I also found out High Horror is a Masochist! I never seen Kendra naked, but I got my hiding spots…
Fox: Okay then! At Mayham I am going to prove to all of you, that my wins in the NEW were not flukes! I want you all to know that Fox is the best, and ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST! But to my point, why I am out here! I seemed to have come across the Woman’s Championship! Since Kendra is competing in a man’s Title Match, then why not give he a man’s title, I mean I been hearing it backstage and also believe it myself, Kendra, is a Man!
Cub: She’s packin’ Jimmie Dean!
Fox: So I got this Title right here, the Woman’s Championship! Why doesn’t Kendra Blaze have the title? I’ll tell you, because she doesn’t have any damn pride… And she isn’t built to be A NEW CHAMPION! So I thought since she’s fighting in a man division, I’m going to make this title more…… suitable for Him. AHEM! Her… Cub hand me the Spray Paint!
Cub hands Fox a Can of Spray paint he had stuffed down the front of his pants and hands it to Fox. Fox shakes up the Can of Spray Paint and crosses out the Women part on the Championship Belt. Fox reaches over to Cub and Cub replaces the Black Spray paint with a Red Spray Paint can. Fox them Sprays “Man” on the Belt and Holds it up! Cub pulls the Title from Fox’s hands and puts it down on the Ring and kneels down and begins to write on it with a Black Permanent Marker. Cub hands it back to Fox, and Fox looks and it and begins to laugh, and then lifts it up! Fans begin to laugh as they read it… The belt say’s “Swangin Wang Champion”. Fox then wraps the title around Cub’s Waist and Begins to exit as his music hits. Cub and Fox walk back stage as the fans continue to laugh and cheer. [/b][/i][/color]
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Post by Kendra "FUCKING" Blaze on Feb 28, 2008 21:49:56 GMT -5
The cameras come alive and show the hallway in the back. Kendra Blaze was walking the hall with a smirk on her face and the women's title over her shoulder. She turns the corner and sees Cub standing on a step stool getting a drink from the fountain. The camera zooms to her face and she lets an evil smirk before walking up to him and standing behind him as he got off the step ladder. He bumped into her and turned around.
Cub: Damn. You a big girl. That's ok. I like em big!
Kendra chuckled a bit then crouched down to be eye level with him.
Kendra: I need to ask a favor of you.
Cub smirked and began unbuttoning his top.
Cub: Hey I know you want me. But your big so take it easy on me ok?
Kendra kinda raised and eyebrow then picked him up by his shirt.
Kendra: No thats NOT what I want. What I want is for you to deliver a message to Fox.
Cub: Your not going to kiss me now aren't you?
Kendra looked discusted.
Kendra: NO!
He snapped his fingers as if dissapointed.
Cub: Damn, I was so close!
Kendra cracked her neck, getting impatient with him.
Cub: Your gonna hit me now huh?
Kendra chuckled.
Kendra: No, not this time. But I want you to tell Fox to bring it. Tell him not to take it easy on me because I have boobs. Tell him Kendra Blaze is no pushover.
Cub: Wow...your kind of scary.
Kendra then dropped him and he quickly stood up and buttoned up his shirt again.
Cub: Damn Fox always be gettin the babes. Fuckin cockblocker.
Kendra: Excuse me?
Cub: I didn't studder. But I got a question to ask you. Are you related to Xena?
Kendra: What do you mean by that?
Cub: You know. Xena. Warrior Princess. I mean I assumed they were related. Your both big girls.
She raises her fist then takes a step. Cub takes off running and screaming.
Cub: Help me help me!!! THE HORMONAL LESBIAN WARRIOR IS AFTER ME!!!
He turned the corner and the cameras came back to show Kendra once more.
Kendra: Bastard.
She turns around and bumps into Lyne Ashes. She drops her mic and looks at Kendra as if expecting an apology.
Kendra: Watch it.
Lyne picked up her mic and looked at Kendra.
Lyne Ashes: Is now a bad time Kendra?
Kendra: For what?
Lyne: Well, an interview...the fans have so many questions.
Kendra: Well, the fans can rot in hell. As for the questions I guess. It will give me a chance to get some things off my chest about that ass Fox.
Lyne: This is family programing. Could you watch your language?
Kendra: No, I can't and I won't. Now, lets get to your little interview area and get this going. I have alot of things to say.
Kendra followed Lyne to the interview area and waited for a second. She was then given the signal and began.
Lyne: I'm here with the Women's Champion and contender for the Overseas Title, Kendra Blaze. Kendra. It appears that you got the paint off of the title after Fox stole it from the women's locker room and he and Cub painted it.
Kendra chuckled a little bit and looked at Lyne.
Kendra: So your as stupid as Fox huh? He thinks this title really means alot to me? I payed some guy in the back $75 to clean it off for me. God what people would do for money. Took lots of paint thinner and scrubbing, but by god that kid got it off. Now, Fox thinks he was so cool from stealing someones titles belt while they are in the shower. But I sure saw what he and Cub said and did in the ring at that moment. He, like everyone else, has to make comments about me not being a woman because, well, i dont act like one. I don't act all girly and get afraid of bugs or snakes or anything like that. I'm not frail and need protecting. If you ask me he is just jealous that I am going to beat him and I am having a better career than he is.
Lyne: Now Kendra, Fox has been heard saying alot of nasty things about you backstage...What do you have to say to some of his comments.
Kendra: Well, Lyne, He has been heard saying that if I want to compete in the men's division, maybe I should get a sex change first. Well Fox, why don't you give me the name of the doctor who did yours? You know so I don't call him..or her...or it...Becuase they did a horrid job on yours! Now, What's so wrong with me wanting to fight the men? I mean the women's division here is nothing! NOTHING! There's Amberlynn and Medusa. That's it. I could beat both of them with my eyes closed. So Logan approached me and said "Kendra, sorry there isn't much competition in the women's division. If you want you can move up to fight the men." So I took him up on the offer. Come on last week I straight up whooped Blade. This week I am gonna do the same to Fox. Some people wonder why I decided to challange him and not try and get to Killer and the World Title. It's simple. There are so many people who automatically assume they get a title shot that I would get lost in the shuffle. So I'm happy going after Fox and the Overseas title this week. It's higher than the women's title, but it isn't the biggest title. I am working my way up. You bet your ass once I get tired of holding the Overseas title I will go for the World title. One of these days its going to be Kendra Blaze in the spotlight. It's going to be me holding up the most prestigious title this business has to offer. It's going to be me incouraging women all over the world. And anyone who thinks otherwise will fall to me.
She brushed her hair back out of her face and took a second to breathe. Lyne asked the next question.
Lyne: I guess my next question is this. There is a rumor going around the locker room that you are a lesbian. Does this hold any truth?
Kendra glared at her.
Kendra: You'd like that wouldnt you? Just because I am not hooking up with any of the guys around here or spend hours on my hair does not mean I am a lesbian. I am just not your average woman. My arms are triple what a normal woman's arms should be. I can bench press more than you weigh. I can do things in the ring that most divas only dream of. So just becuase I am not out there opening my legs for anything with even the slightest bit of penis, doesn't mean I am a lesbian. People tend to misconstrue me being tough for that. Frankly I am sick of hearing it. But, let people talk. Becuase that is not what I will be doing in that ring at Mayhem. I will be kicking Fox's ass left and right in that ring. His face will be busted open across my knee when I deliver a Blazing Fury to him and then pin his ass to the mat ... 1...2...3!!!
Lyne: You are the special referee in the women's match Amberlynn Hellfire versus Medusa. Both women have gotten on your bad side. Are you going to be a fair and impartial referee or are you leaning towards either diva?
Kendra: Look, Amberlynn is one of those divas who just can't wrestle. Medusa doesn't have much more talent than she does. Both have told me that I better call it down the middle. Their warnings mean shit to me. Now, you see Amber isn't on my good side, and Medusa decided to interfere in my match and attack me from behind last week. She probably wants a title shot. To that I say ANYTIME ANYWHERE! So I have basically equal hatred towards both! But, you never know what I will do.
Lyne: Is that going to affect you when you face Fox?
Kendra laughed at the mere thought of it.
Kendra: Come on I could be a competitor in that match and it wouldn't affect me! Are you kidding? Nothing will stand in the way of me beating Fox at Mayhem and making him pay for his sexist acts and comments. I will beat on him so bad he will be imbarassed to show his face in the arena next week. So, Lyne, Go take your mic and do something useful with it.
She walked off leaving Lyne standing there.
Lyne: And there you have it...
The show went to a commercial. [/b][/color] *tbcb no one directly but fox in the thread i guess ... lol ... good luck Fox*
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Post by fox on Feb 29, 2008 17:22:09 GMT -5
Part II
Amberlynn is running around backstage looking for Fox and Cub! Amberlynn gets to Fox’s locker room and opens the door and looks in and sees no one in the Room, and then leans in and sees smoke coming out of the closed locker of Fox! Amberlynn goes over to the locker and pulls it open, and sees nothing but Cub standing in the locker with nothing on but a shirt that says “I let my Wang Swang Low”! Cub is blazed out and falls out of the Locker on his face, and begins to laugh.
Amberlynn: Cub! Where is Fox, at?
Cub: Haha, he went to the zoo to try on some shoes… Air Zebra’s or something! You got any food, I’m hungry!
Amberlynn lifts up Cub and looks him straight in his eye’s.
Amberlynn: WHERE IS FOX? LOGAN NEED’S TO SEE HIM IN HIS OFFICE ASAP!
Cub: He went on an Adventure, and umm, he said something about Jamaica!
Amberlynn slaps Cub!
Amberlynn: I’m going to ask you one more time, WHERE IS HE? Cub: He’s in the showers, I think!
Amberlynn walks into the showers and sees Fox with nothing but the woMEN’s Title on, covering up his manhood sitting in the Shower on the bench, with Kofi Kingston 2 feet away from him laughing his ass off naked with the JAPW Title around his waist as well.
Amberlynn: Oh My God!
Fox: I know, I get that all the time… Hahaha!
Kofi: BROOOOK BROOOOK!!
Fox: Hahahahahahaha…
Amberlynn: Are you guys alright, and what’s with all this smoke!
Cub: Haha, he said BOOK! Read one nigga… hahaha!
Fox: Yoooo, what’s up?
Amberlynn: Logan Needs to see you in his office.
Fox: Shit! Tell him, I’m umm, occupied!
Cub; Tell Logan his Bitch cells went on strike and Fox can’t move his legs.
Kofi: Hahaha!
Fox: Kofi, shut up you stanky ass bitch!
Kofi: What did you say you infected Hair, on a Bamboo’s BUTT!
Fox and Kofi begin to laugh together! Amberlynn grabs Fox’s arm and pulls him out the locker room and drag him to Logan’s Office. Fox pouts and walks into Logan’s Office. 15 Minutes Pass, and Fox Pokes his head out the office!
Fox: Amber, can you get me an umm, Towel!
Amber: Why?
Fox: He took my belt!
Amber: Really?
Fox: Umm, Yeah! I got a Towel in my bag, go get it for me.
Amber turns around and walks away, and Fox smiles at Havoc as he passes by, trying to cover up his nakedness.
Havoc: Why are you hiding?
Fox: Shh... Go on man, I’m waiting for someone!
Havoc: What ever man.
Cub walks up to Fox, and looks at him. Cub is still in his shirt with a towel wrapped around his waist and is staring at Fox.
Cub: What up Pimparoni?
Fox: Cub, where’s my towel?
Cub: What towel? This the only towel we had.
Fox: Cub you took my towel?
Cub: I took our towel! Why do you need it?
Fox: Damn it Cub, u got any of my clothes?
Cub: Umm, Oh Yeah! Me and Kofi decided to use your clothes for warmth.
Fox: And?
Cub: We lit them on fire!
Fox: You little Basturd, When I get… When I get some clothes on, I am going to put my foot so far up you ass, that I will give u brain damage!
Cub: That sound’s kind of fruity!
Fox gets an angry look on his face and reaches for Cub, and in grabbed and pulled out into the hallway, and Logan’s Office Door locks behind him. Cub runs down the hallway laughing as Fox crawls out of the camera angle.
Part 3 is Coming this Friday night or Saturday DAY!
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Post by Kendra "FUCKING" Blaze on Mar 1, 2008 1:21:43 GMT -5
The camera's come to life and you see Kendra Blaze standing in the hallway. She is watching a monitor and sees the ridiculous behavior on Cub and Fox's behalf. She looks discusted.
Kendra: Can they get any more pathetic? I mean he has to steal some one's title. I have no idea what belt he was wearing there because I have had mine on me since I got it back from Logan...unless...
She stops a stage hand walking past her.
Kendra: Do you know when this was taped?
Stagehand: Yeah, earlier today.
Kendra: Like, how much earlier?
Stagehand: Let's see ... about 5 hours ago or something like that ... Why?
She suddenly looks as if she were going to puke. She drops the belt on the ground and looks at it and then at the stagehand.
Kendra: I just threw up in my mouth a little...
Stagehand: Are you ok?
Kendra: Yeah...I just need some disinfectant spray...what he did to the belt was so discusting. I mean it touched his "manhood" as he would say. Not that there is anything there for it to touch. It's just the fact of it was in that area on him...i mean her.
She had a bit of a gag and then looks at the stagehand. She grabs a paper towel and picks up the belt, holding it as far from her as she can. She walked into her locker room and dropped it on the couch.
Kendra: I feel so dirty.
She grabbed a towel and a set of clothing and headed into the bathroom. About a half hour later she came out dressed in a different outfit with her hair down and dry. She then looked at the title belt just laying there on the couch. She thought for second and then went back into the bathroom and came out with Lysol Disinfecting Spray and just started spraying the belt. She flipped it over and continued spraying. She coughed a bit as the room filled with the spray. After a minute or two she grabs a towel and dries the belt off. She picks it up and puts it over her shoulder. She then leaves the room and walks down the hall. She stops at Logans office and knocks on the door. After a few seconds a voice is heard within. She opens the door and goes in. Logan was sitting at his desk.
Logan: Kendra. What can I do for ya today?
She sits down in the chair in front of his desk and plops the title onto the desk. She points to it.
Kendra: Considering Fox, ya know, thinks so highly of himself he actually did something that I thought only Amberlynn could do. And that is bring disgrace to this belt. I mean he, Cub, and that Kofi guy are getting high as hell in their locker rooms, naked as can be, and covering up with my belt. I can't decide which is worse...Amberlynn thinking she is actually championship material or Fox thinking that he is better than me because in his own mind he is a "man". I mean not that he needed the belt to cover his "manhood" he could have covered that little thing with a Tic Tac.
She chuckled.
Logan: At least you didn't have to see it first hand. Consider yourself lucky.
Kendra shuddered a little bit.
Kendra: Please. That's gross. I don't wanna throw up.
Logan: Look Kendra. I see whats going on and I understand. You both are out to prove something at Mayhem. You are out there to prove that you can handle your own in a predominatly male world. He is out there to prove that he thinks you have no place in the ring with men. Lets just say this match is going to put alot of people in their place...
Kendra: I can handle myself out there with the men. I did last week. I don't NEED to prove it to anyone. We all know what I can do. Everyone saw it last week. But we all know what his problem is with this match. Last week he defeated Avalanche to win the belt. And this week he has to defend it against some one who is clearly better than him in every possible way. He just doesn't want to be embarassed that he is going to lose the title in his first defense. You know Logan, It's not about Gender, race, or, in his case, sexual orientation. The fact of the matter is simple. I'm Kendra FUCKING Blaze. I dominated the diva division just like I am going to dominate the men's division.
She stands up and walks towards the door. She then stops at the door and turns around to face Logan.
Kendra: For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
Logan looked at her confused.
Logan: Sorry for what?
Kendra: I'm sorry for the beating I'm going to give to Fox. He's the kind of person who wouldn't be able to recover from a loss to someone with boobs. Just look at the way he presents himself. It's obvious that he knows his days are numbered, and when I beat him in the ring and take the Oversea's Championship, I can almost guarantee that he'll disappear for a long while. Of course, with Cub there to help lick his wounds, he may bounce back sooner then we all think, but he'll never be at the level I am.
She then walked out the door and Logan looked slightly confused but then smirked.
Logan: Just think of the ratings!
He smirked as the cameras faded out.
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Post by fox on Mar 1, 2008 18:08:45 GMT -5
The Girls Locker room is empty, not a superstar in sight, and the Cub walks in with a camera and T Shirt on saying “Whang Brother”! Cub steps up in Medusa’s Locker, and pulls out a pair of her panties, and looks at them with disgust as the camera zooms in on a brown stain on the Underwear. A constipated look shows up on Cub’s face shows up as he tosses the underwear over his shoulder and pulls out some Purell hand sanitizer and drenches his hands in it. Cub looks around and goes to Kendra’s locker and goes snooping in it, and pulls out a Men’s Supportive Cup! He then throws it back and cleans his hands again. Cub walks over to Amberlynn’s locker and begins to search it as Amberlynn and Kendra walk in Arguing! Cub jumps into Amberlynn’s locker and shuts it. Cub look out the locker as they talk about their match’s. Amberlynn opens her locker and Cub jumps out and begins to run as Kendra trips him and grabs him as he tries to crawl away. Fox is the seen walking past the Locker room and the camera begins to follow him. Fox stops and looks back!
Fox: Did I just… Naw!
Fox continues to walk as he runs into new NEW Superstar Jay Cage. Fox looks at him and continues to walk past, but is stopped by Jay.
Jay: So you must be Mr. Fox!
Fox: It’s just Fox, what do you want kid?
Jay: Well, I have just been signed to the NEW Roster not to long ago, and was wondering if you could show me the ropes?
Fox: Do I look like a damn Tour guide?
Jay: No, but I seen you wrestle, and your Undefeated in NEW, and hold a Title with great prestige!
Fox: And?
Jay: I have been a fan of yours since you came onto the scene, and I wanted to get a view of the company first hand from it’s top superstar!
Fox: So you want a tour from the Greatest Superstar to ever grace the square circle?
Jay: I did, but Killer was busy, haha.
Fox: Your out of you damn mind.
Jay: I’m sorry, just trying to show a little sense of humor!
Fox: A sense of Humor around me won’t get you nothing but a swift kick in the ass by yours truly. Who the hell are you anyways kid?
Jay: Jay Cage!
Fox: You aren’t related to Marcus are you?
Jay: I don’t think so!
Fox: You may have just saved yourself from an ass beating kid. I have business to attend to, but you look like you may have so wrestling skills, we’ll see about that about your first taste of competition in NEW!
Fox pats Jay on his back and continues to walk backstage. Fox keeps walking and sees a group of Females surrounding Johnny Havok. Fox walks over to them and puts his arm around one of the Woman.
Fox: So Havok how have things been?
Havok: Ladies if you’ll excuse me.
The women walk away from them and Fox and Havok begin to talk.
Havok: What the hell do you want?
Fox: I just wanted to come by to say good luck on your match against Killer.
Havok: Ok!
Fox: Annnd… Well, Champion to Challenger, I wanted to say if you win your match this Sunday, you will be the NEW World Champ! Now think about this, what would be better than a Match, between the World Champ and the Oversea’s Champ, the Killzone right after the Mayham for the World Title? Sounds good right?
Havok: Fox! After I go out there and win the Title, I will be the dominate Superstar of NEW, and I will have tons of challengers, so don’t get your hopes up! Don’t let your hopes get up as have any type of Champion against Champion Match, because from what I see, Kendra the Barbarian Dyke herself, is bringing her best. So don’t let you cocky attitude, and hopes for a good future get to you head, just worry about your Match tonight, and I will worry about mine.
Fox: Ok, we will see my friend.
Havok: I’m not your friend.
Havok walks away as Fox shakes his head and begins to walk out towards the parking lot. Fox gets outside and works his way towards his car. Fox unlocks his car and goes to the back and grabs a Briefcase and walks back into the Arena. Fox walks to the Men’s locker room and sits down by his locker and puts the Briefcase in it. Fox leans back and takes a deep breath running his hands down his face. Fox Layes his head back on his locker, and shuts his eyes. Cub then enters the room and Fox looks over at him. Cub has a black eye with his shirt ripped partly off, and dragging from his waist with a busted lip.
Fox: Cub what the hell happened to you?
Cub: Man, I was in the women’s locker room.
Fox: Again?
Cub: Yeah, but this time I got caught!
Fox: I can tell!
Cub: I think I got to third Base!
Fox begins to laugh as he grabs a towel from his locker and tosses it to Cub. Cub walks off as the scene ends.[/b]
[glow=red,2,300]Thanks to Amberlynn, Havok, Jay Cage, and Kendra for allowing me to use your characters and/or your title's![/glow]
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Post by Logan K Michaels owner on Mar 1, 2008 18:19:57 GMT -5
Fox sorry your last roleplay will not count cause the deadline was posted for future references know that when it's posted you can no longer post for your match for that week.
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