Post by Logan K Michaels owner on Aug 19, 2004 1:43:08 GMT -5
* Fever by Garth Brooks blasts over he PA system and the masked man known as the Masked Southener comes out holding his branning iron. Masked Southener stares at the entranceway waiting for James Duncan. Everybodies fool by Evenesance starts to play and James Duncan comes out. The Masked Southener starts to get out of the ring to go after James Duncan but the ref pulls him back. Masked Southener shoves the ref aside and runs after James Duncan who is on the rampway. The two exchange blows and the Masked Southener throws Duncan into the gaurd rail. Masked Southener clotheslines Duncan into the crowd over the gaurd rail. Southener climbs over the gaurd rail and starts to beat on Duncan some more. A fan gets in Southeners way and Southener shoves the fan down.
Redneck Bob: Now that wasnt right Southener shoving that fan.
Rusty Sandler: I know I smell a lawsuit coming for shure.
*Masked Southener grabs Duncan by the hair and takes him and throws him over the gaurd rail. Southener throws Duncan in the ring.
Masked Southener: You ass is mine bitch
* Southener throws Duncan into the corner then grabs his branning iron and starts to beat Duncan with it busting him wide open. Southener goes for the pin 1...2... Duncan kicks out.
Redneck Bob: Duncan is a bloody mess. Remember this is a hardcore match so tehy can use anything they want to take their opponent out of this match.
Rusty Sandler: These two are going to end up killing each other.
* Southener gets up in disbelief and goes out of the ring. He searches under the ring and throws in a trash can, fire extinguisher, a table, ladder, and a chair. Southener motions twards the backstage area. A big dump truck full of shit starts to come down the rampway.
Rusty Sandler: Man Bob you smell
Redneck Bob: Its not me
Rusty Sandler: Shure
*Southener goes back in the ring and grabs the trash can. Southener goes to hit Duncan with the trash can and Duncan kicks the trash can into Southeners face. Duncan gets up and starts to hit Southener with some right and left handed blows. Southener kicks Duncan and hits him with a ddt. Southener grabs the fire extingisher and spray it in his face then he starts to hit Duncan with it. Southener singnals for the dump truck to dump the shit.
Redneck Bob: There is shit all over the place
*Southener grabs the trash can and goes to the outside of the ring. He scoops some of the shit in the trash can. Southener gets in the ring and dumps the shit in the ring.
Redneck Bob: Oh no now there is shit all over the ring.
Rusty Sandler: I would hate to be the person that has to clean the ring tonight.
*Southener sets up the table he threw in the ring earlier right over the shit. Southener picks up Duncan and the two exchange blows and Duncan kicks Southener in the midsection Southener clotheslines Duncan. Southener picks up Duncan and whips him into the corner. Southener sets Duncan on the top ropes and delivers a superplex and Duncan goes through the table into the shit. Southener goes for the pin 1.....2......3.
Fink: Here is your winner The Masked Southener.
Redneck Bob: Duncan is going to be hot.
*The show goes to a commercial break as the scene fades.
Redneck Bob: Now that wasnt right Southener shoving that fan.
Rusty Sandler: I know I smell a lawsuit coming for shure.
*Masked Southener grabs Duncan by the hair and takes him and throws him over the gaurd rail. Southener throws Duncan in the ring.
Masked Southener: You ass is mine bitch
* Southener throws Duncan into the corner then grabs his branning iron and starts to beat Duncan with it busting him wide open. Southener goes for the pin 1...2... Duncan kicks out.
Redneck Bob: Duncan is a bloody mess. Remember this is a hardcore match so tehy can use anything they want to take their opponent out of this match.
Rusty Sandler: These two are going to end up killing each other.
* Southener gets up in disbelief and goes out of the ring. He searches under the ring and throws in a trash can, fire extinguisher, a table, ladder, and a chair. Southener motions twards the backstage area. A big dump truck full of shit starts to come down the rampway.
Rusty Sandler: Man Bob you smell
Redneck Bob: Its not me
Rusty Sandler: Shure
*Southener goes back in the ring and grabs the trash can. Southener goes to hit Duncan with the trash can and Duncan kicks the trash can into Southeners face. Duncan gets up and starts to hit Southener with some right and left handed blows. Southener kicks Duncan and hits him with a ddt. Southener grabs the fire extingisher and spray it in his face then he starts to hit Duncan with it. Southener singnals for the dump truck to dump the shit.
Redneck Bob: There is shit all over the place
*Southener grabs the trash can and goes to the outside of the ring. He scoops some of the shit in the trash can. Southener gets in the ring and dumps the shit in the ring.
Redneck Bob: Oh no now there is shit all over the ring.
Rusty Sandler: I would hate to be the person that has to clean the ring tonight.
*Southener sets up the table he threw in the ring earlier right over the shit. Southener picks up Duncan and the two exchange blows and Duncan kicks Southener in the midsection Southener clotheslines Duncan. Southener picks up Duncan and whips him into the corner. Southener sets Duncan on the top ropes and delivers a superplex and Duncan goes through the table into the shit. Southener goes for the pin 1.....2......3.
Fink: Here is your winner The Masked Southener.
Redneck Bob: Duncan is going to be hot.
*The show goes to a commercial break as the scene fades.