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Post by Logan K Michaels owner on May 20, 2010 15:38:50 GMT -5
[ The show starts and fireworks blast throughout the arena.]
Redneck Bob- Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Killzone and we have an exciting night for you with this being the first show we have had in a long time.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah Bob its just good to be employed again even a talented guy such as my self had a hard time finding a job with the economy.
Redneck Bob- Imagine that.
Rusty Sandler- What I’m a very hard worker
Redneck Bob- Yeah that’s why your so good at this job Rusty you never shut your mouth I’m so lets go to the Fink for our first match.
Fink- Ladies n Gentleman welcome back to NEW wrestling it is time for our first contest it is scheduled for one fall and is for the NEW Hardcore Championship.
Rusty Sandler- This is going to be awesome first match since our return n its going to be a falls count any where match these guys could be end up any where.
Redneck Bob- And Rusty we sure have seen Falls count any where matches go into some very unlikely places.
Fink- Coming out first from Kansas City Missouri weighing in at 242 pounds Randy Fields.
[ This Fire Burns starts to blast over the PA system as Randy Fields makes his way out to the ring. You hear a chant of Randy Sucks throughout the crowd. Randy enters the ring and calls for a mic.]
Randy Fields- What do all of you know about me nothing. You’re the fat ones you’re the ones that suck.
[Randy Fields starts to point his finger around the arena at all the fans]
Randy Fields- Seriously you idiots suck down as much food as possible look at this woman here.
[Randy Fields points to a heavier woman in the front row.]
Redneck Bob- Oh come on that was uncalled for Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- You may be right Bob but are you saying that just because the truth hurts it seems since we have been off the air you have packed on a few pounds.
[ Randy goes to put the mic back up to his mouth but before he says a word the sound of a door shutting blasts over the PA system followed by the sound of a gun cocking as Indestructable by Desturbed starts to play and Magnum Star comes to the top of the rampway.]
Fink- Making his way to the ring the challenger weighing in at 265 lbs. from Atlanta Georgia Magnum Star.
[ Magnum Star shakes his head at the top of the rampway and runs down to the ring and slides in the two men start exchanging left and right handed blows, as the bell rings to start the match. Magnum runs off the ropes and goes for a spear but Randy sides steps the spear and Magnum goes flying out of the ring.]
Rusty Sandler- Crash and Burn
Redneck Bob- Yeah it’s way too early to go for a high impact move like that Rusty.
[ Randy Fields exits the ring then picks up the ring apron]
Rusty Sandler- Oh he is looking for a weapon for sure under there
Redneck Bob- Well that’s what this title is all about being hardcore
[Randy Fields starts to pull a chair from underneath the ring and Magnum comes from behind and smashes Randy’s head on the ring apron. Randy elbows Magnum in the jaw a couple of times before Magnum turns Randy around and whips him up and over the guard rail. Magnum hops over the guard rail and they start to exchange blows in the sea of fans. Magnum picks up Randy and drops him down onto a stair hand rail.]
Redneck Bob- Well he will be feeling that in the morning
Rusty Sandler- Yeah I sure hope he didn’t plan on having any kids.
[ Magnum taunts Randy on the handrail by slapping him in the back of his head Randy spits in the face of Magnum and Magnum clotheslines him onto the concrete stairs. Magnum takes a drink from a fan takes a sip and pours it on the rest of it on Randy. Magnum starts to yell at Randy telling him to get up. Randy grabs a kane from an elderly man and hits Magnum in the balls with it Magnum goes down to his knees and Randy hits him again in the temple. Randy gets up and starts to stomp on Magnum. Randy starts to yell at Magnum asking him how he liked it being hit in the balls and calls Magnum a prick. Randy Magnum on the stairs in pain and continues to make his way to the top of the stairs in the arena.]
Redneck Bob- Why is he just leaving him there he should capitalize go for the pin.
[Randy goes through a curtain and Magnum starts to stand himself up by grabbing the handrail. Magnum makes his way through the curtains and the camera man follows. The cameraman no sooner gets through the curtain and you see Randy hitting Magnum with a steel chair. Randy goes to hit Magnum again and Magnum kicks the chair in his face. Magnum gets up and sees a janitors cart and rams Randy with it as he starts to get up. Magnum stands over Randy with a bottle of windex and sprays it in his face Randy starts to sceam in pain wiping his eyes. Magnum picks up Randy by the hair and carries him over to a table and drives him through it with a spine buster. Magnum goes for the pin and referee Bruce childs goes for the cover 1……2…………..Randy kicks out.]
Redneck Bob- I can’t believe he kicked out of that Rusty. Rusty Sandler- Me either
[Magnum in shock pushes Bruce Childs]
Magnum- That was three one, two three!
[Bruce Childs tells Magnum no it was only a two count and Magnum shakes his head and grabs Randy by the hair and Randy pushes him off of him. The two men exchange blows and Randy throws Magnum through the arena’s glass doors and Magnum tumbles down the concrete stairs leading to the entrance. Magnum gets up and you see a bit of blood dripping from his head. Randy goes over to Magnum and whips him into a parked truck. Randy then drops the tailgate of the truck and suplexes Magnum into the bed of the truck. Magnum starts to get up and Randy goes for Sleep Apnea but Magnum pushes Randy off the bed off the truck and follows up by delivering a spear to Randy on the concrete. A city bus stops and Magnum gets a smile on his face as he drags Randy by the hair on to the bus referee Bruce Childs follows them on the bus Magnum grabs the driver by the back of the neck and tells him to drive. The driver shuts the bus doors and begins to drive as Magnum turns around he gets hit in the head by Randy with the bus fire extinguisher. Magnum shakes it off and rips the fire extinguisher from his hands and hits Randy with it he then throws him into a metal pole in the isle way of the bus shoulder first.]
Redneck Bob- The only thing bad about Kill Zone is it is not commercial free and ladies and gentlemen its time for a commercial break.
[ The scene fades to a commercial. Coco wheats Coco wheats can't be beat its a creamy hot cereal with a coco treat to be big and strong have lots of fun eat coco wheats everyone. The sun will always shine the birds will always sing as long as there is thirst theres always the real thing coke a cola classic is always the one as long as there is thirst there's always the real thing. Yeah! The show comes back from commercial break.]
Redneck Bob- And we are back!
Rusty Sandler- Yeah and they have made it off of the bus.
Redneck Bob- Yeah right after we went to commercial break Magnum went back on the attack and Randy reverses Magnum and beats Magnums head repeatededly against that pole.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah then he told the bus driver to open the bus doors and he threw Magnum off of the moving bus. then had the bus stop and now we are in some alleyway god knows where.
Redneck Bob- thats why they call it a falls count anywhere match Rusty cause you never know where its going to end up.
[ The camera goes back to the superstars in the alley who are exchanging blows. Randy picks up a trash can and bashes Magnum over the head with it.]
Redneck Bob- I'm surprised Magnum is still able to stand after all the blood he has lost due to getting thrown through the arena glass door.
[ Randy starts to choke Magnum. Randy starts to yell at Magnum to give up. Referee Bruce Childs asks if Magnum gives and Magnum tells him to go screw him self. Magnum headbutts Randy to get him off of him. Magnum gets up and stomps on Randy who is still dazed a bit from the headbutt. Magnum picks up Randy and throws him throw a wooden door. ]
Redneck Bob- The nearest hardware store is going to be selling doors tomorrow Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- I don't know that glass one here at the arena has to be a special order one.
[The camera goes back to the superstars and you noticed that the door Magnum threw Randy into lead to a bar. Magnum grabs Randy by his hair and picks him up and bodyslams him onto a pool table. Magnum then picks up a pool stick and breaks it over the back of Randy's neck. Randy gabs the eight ball off of the table and hits Magnum Star in the head dazing him. Randy hops off the pool table only to get a beer bottle busted over his head. Magnum goes for the pin....................1............................2...............3.
Redneck Bob- He did it He won the Hardcore Championship.
Fink- And The winner and NEW NEW Hardcore Champion Magnum Star.
Rusty Sandler- What a brutal match.
Redneck Bob- Well its time for another commercial break.
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Redneck Bob- And we are back!!!!
[ just before Redneck Bob can say another word no chance blasts over the PA system.]
[ Logan Michaels struts his way down to the ring.]
Rusty Sandler- Mr. Michaels always walks like he has a corn cob stuck up his ass or something Bob.
Redneck Bob- You didn't know the story about that Rusty?
Rusty Sandler- There is a reasoning for it no whats the story Bob.
Redneck Bob- Logan broke his tail bone back in the day in the match he had with that other idiot that tried to take this place over.
Rusty Sandler- Oh no need to mention his name I know who you are talking about Bob and I didn't know that.
[ Logan puts the mic up to his mouth and begins to speak.]
Logan Michaels- It's good to have NEW back on the air. Now I came out here tonight not to fire anybody not to be my normal asshole self but to.
[ Logan pauses for a split second]
Logan Michaels- Excuse me this is kind of hard for me to do. I came out here tonight to say I am sorry to the NEW universe for all of this closing stuff I have a bit of a temper you see as well much of you know and my staff plotted against me which led to the big messes that happened. We lost alot of good superstars and gained alot of good superstars and to those fans who where fans of the superstars we lost I want you to know that I am doing my best to bring those superstars back. I Started already by bringing back your World Heavyweight Champion Zodiac who will be defending his World Heavyweight Championship tonight against two other superstars who you all should know. Former World Heavyweight Champion Killer who Zodiac beat for the Championship and former Hardcore Champion Lunatic. The fans start to cheer and chant.]
Rusty Sandler- listen to all of these fans even after being gone for so long they still show up and chant,cheer, and boo.
Redneck Bob- I know it feels great to be appreciated cause not only the superstars make up this company but you and me as well. I do know one thing and that is Logan Michaels put a lot of work and effort to get this company back together and back in a condition where it can be competitive with other companies. I also heard a rumor that Mr. Michael's is going to do something for the fans to show his appreciation tonight.
Rusty Sandler- That doesn't sound like Mr. Michaels to me Bob
[ The scene camera goes back to Mr. Michaels and you see a tear in his eye.]
Logan Michaels- You don't know how much all of you chanting means to me. I told myself it was me that made this company and nobody else now I realize it was all of you fans that did and in appreciation I got a little something for you all.
[ Logan pulls out some sort of remote control]
Logan Michaels- This is a little something from me to you for being the best fans in the world hopefully this will help you all with this bad economy and well let's just say this show is on me.
[ Logan pushes the button on the remote and money starts to fall from the sky. The fans start to scream in excitement. The camera pans over to Rusty Sandler who holds up a hundred dollar bill that he grabbed that had fell from the sky.]
Rusty Sandler- These aren't fake these are true hundred dollar bills.
Redneck Bob- Well he is a billionaire he can afford it.
[ The camera goes back to Logan as he puts the mic. back up to his mouth.]
Logan Michaels- Well we have already had one championship match tonight in this night of champions here on Kill Zone let's get ready for another one thank you for all of your support you all deserve this.
[ No chance begins to play as Logan exits the ring and walks up the rampway.]
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Post by Logan K Michaels owner on May 20, 2010 15:40:32 GMT -5
Redneck Bob- Well let's you heard the boss Rusty lets get the next match is going. The triple threat match for the Overseas Championship.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah some say that the Overseas Championship is more prestige then the NEW World Heavyweight Championship.
Redneck Bob- I don't know about that but there sure has been some great Overseas Champions here in NEW. Lets take you to the Fink so we can get this match underway.
Rusty Sandler- Wait before we do that let me ask you a question.
Redneck Bob- Ok ask away Rusty but hurry up I don't want to get fired my first night back for not doing my job. You heard the boss he said get to the next match.
Rusty Sandler- Ok have I don't believe we have ever had a show where ever match has been a title match. And did you see that Wheaties commercial with Zodiac in it have you seen the Zodiac Wheaties box in stores it's pretty cool having a NEW superstar on a Wheaties box to join the likes of many famous athletes.
Redneck Bob- No I haven't Rusty my wife does all of the grocery shopping Rusty
Rusty Sandler- I can't seem to keep a woman around long enough to go shopping for me.
Redneck Bob- I wonder why!!!! Haven't you been married like three times now. Lets just go to the Fink.
Fink- This next contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Overseas Championship.
[ I will not Bow by Breaking Benjamin blasts over the PA system as you hear a roar of cheers and you see the women throughout the arena go wild.]
Fink- coming down the ring weighing in at 220 lbs. from Chicago, Illinios Sean Hunter
[Sean Hunter makes his way down the rampway but not before stopping and kissing a beautiful woman. The woman faints after being kissed by Hunter. Hunter enters the ring and stares up at the rampway waiting for his opponents to come out.]
Fink- And his opponent weighting in at 245 lbs. coming straight from the insaine Asylum itself Scotty Paine.
[ The lights go out and Here comes the Paine by Slayer blasts over the PA system as Scotty Paine comes out and a spot light follows him all of the way down to the ring. Scotty enters the ring and goes to the corner and starts to stare Hunter down. Hunter walks over to Scotty and starts to get into his face and referee Gilbert Hunter starts to break the two men apart. Forgiveness by Apocalyptica blasts over the PA system as Christopher Diablo Style makes his way to the top of the rampway and runs down to the ring and slides in. Christopher gets into the conflict of words. Christopher runs up against the ropes and delivers a spinning heel kick to Sean Hunter and Hunter rolls out of the ring. Christopher turns around only to get clotheslined by Scotty Paine. Scotty grabs Christopher up and whips him into the corner. Sean Hunter pulls Christopher outside of the ring and the the two start to exchange blows. Sean Hunter goes and whips Christopher into the steel steps. Sean Hunter gets up on the apron and goes to deliver a double axe handle blow to Christopher, but Christopher moves out of the way and Sean Hunter bounces his head off the steel steps. Christopher slides into the ring and Scotty goes for another clothesline but this time Diablo ducks and jumps off the ropes and hits a springboard Plancha to Scotty. Christopher gets up from delivering the Plancha only to get met by a dropkick by Sean Hunter. Hunter takes and tosses Diablo outside of the ring and then walks over to Scotty and starts to smile. Hunter starts to stomp every limb on Scotty. Scotty rolls to the outside of the ring and Hunter throws his arms in the air as the fans cheer. Scotty Paine gets up on one side of the ring apron as Christopher Diablo gets up on the other side of the ring apron. They both hop into the ring and start to attack Hunter. Hunter holds them off for a minute but the numbers game becomes too much.]
Redneck Bob- Well Scotty and Christopher have formed some sort of alliance but for how long will this last.
Rusty Sandler- My guess is not that long cause both men are going to want take that Overseas Championship home with them.
[Scotty and Christopher whip Hunter into one turnbuckle and then whip him into another then start to kick Hunter repeatedly in the midsection. Scotty then grabs Christopher and kicks him in the midsection and picks him up and hits a gut buster to Christopher. Scotty then picks up Christopher and whips him into a turnbuckle. Scotty then goes over and delivers a running bulldog to Sean Hunter then goes and hits a running bulldog to Christopher. Scotty then goes and picks up Sean Hunter and body slams him on top of Christopher. Scotty then runs up against the ropes and delivers a leg drop on both men. Scotty stands over Christopher and starts hitting him repeatedly with right handed fists. Scotty points over to the Overseas title next to the time keeper and tells Christopher that that's his belt. Scotty puts Christopher into a figure four leg lock and you hear Christopher start to scream in pain. Referee Gilbert Hunter asks Diablo if he gives and he shakes his head no. Sean Hunter gets back to his feet and runs against the ropes and delivers a diving knee to the head of Scotty Paine. Christopher Diablo Style rolls out of the ring. Hunter puts a Boston Crab on Scotty. Scotty screams in pain. Gilbert Hunter asks Scotty if he gives and he shakes his head no. Diablo climbs the top ropes from the outside of the ring and missle drop kick to Sean Hunter. Diablo picks up Hunter and delivers a series of knife edged chops to his chest.]
Redneck Bob- Look at the red marks on Hunters chest Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah I know you could hear those chops from here. Just the sound makes my chest hurt Bob.
[Diablo whips Hunter into the ropes and hits Give Me Your Blood. Diablo rips back the neck of Hunter. Hunter goes to tap but before he can Scotty stomps on his hand stopping him from doing so. Scotty then kicks Diablo in the head breaking the hold. Scotty throws Diablo out of the ring and goes for the Even flow DDT but is hit with a low blow by Hunter.]
Redneck Bob- Did you see that Rusty?
Rusty Sandler- See What!
Redneck Bob- Hunter just low blowed Scotty who if had hit that DDT might have won that match.
Rusty Sandler- Well like I've always said it isn't cheatin unless you get caught and you do what you got to do to get your hand raised. Bob you haven't been in the ring like I have you wouldn't understand.
[ Scotty is on his knees in pain as Hunter gets back to his feet he sees Scotty and his eyes get wide. Hunter runs up against the ropes and delivers the punt kick to Scotty. Sean goes for the pin referee Gilbert Hunter goes for the pin 1.................................2..........................thre Diablo comes in and breaks the count. Diablo and Scotty start exchanging left and right handed blows. Diablo traps Scotty's arms and delivers repeated headbutts to the chest of Scotty. Diablo then delivers a STO to Scotty. Diablo runs up against the ropes and delivers a springboard moonsault onto Sean Hunter. Diablo goes for the cover 1.....................2.................Hunter kicks out. Diablo argues with the referee then goes back on the attack drop kicking Scotty to the outside of the ring. Hunter starts to get back up and Diablo starts to kick him repeatedly in the legs bringing him back down to his knees. Diablo then follows up with a swift buzzsaw kick to the back of Hunters head. Diablo covers Hunter 1............................2............... and Scotty breaks up the count with a double axe handle to the back of Diablo. Diablo and Scotty start to exchange blows.]
Redneck Bob- I hate to say this but we are going to have to go to a commercial break.
Rusty Sandler - Don't worry we will keep you informed of all the action when we come back.
[ This is your brain this is your brain on drugs any questions? Jack links beef jerky presents messing with sashquash. Jack links Jerky feed your wild side. No not now nothing is worse then a dead battery and nothing is more reliable then a duralast battery.]
Redneck Bob- And we are back.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah and just in time. Scotty and Diablo have just been going after each other with left and right handed blows Diablo threw Scotty into the turnbuckle and followed up with a splash.
Redneck Bob - Then Diablo went for a monkey flip and was just slammed to the mat by Scotty with a devastating spinebuster.
[ Scotty stands over Diablo and starts to slap him over the head as he picks him up and hits the even flow DDT to Diablo. Scotty goes for the pin 1.....................2..................and the count is broken up by Hunter.]
Redneck Bob- Once again Scotty almost had this match won.
Rusty Sandler - Yeah who ever comes up with the victory here sure does deserve that title.
[Hunter picks up Scotty and delivers a European Uppercut to him then follows it up with a clothesline. Hunter then goes for the pin on Diablo Gilbert Hunter gets down for the count 1..............................2.......................Diablo kicks out.]
Rusty Sandler- I thought it was over for sure that time Bob.
Redneck Bob- Yeah that was smart thinking to get Scotty out of the picture before going for the cover.
[Hunter picks up Diablo and whips him into the corner in frustration. Hunter goes for a dropkick on Diablo and Diablo pulls referee Gilbert Hunter in the way. Referee Gilbert Hunter goes down. Diablo clotheslines Sean. Scotty looks in the ring and sees the referee is down and grabs a steel chair from underneath the ring. Scotty slides into the ring. Diablo sees Scotty out of the corner of his eye and turns around only to get whacked with the chair right between his eyes. Scotty then takes the chair and whacks Sean repeatedly with it. Scotty then picks up Diablo and hits Feel the Paine to Diablo right on the steele chair. Scotty gets a smile on his face as he kicks Diablo out of the ring and picks up the chair and sets it. Scotty picks up Sean Hunter whips him into the ropes and hits Paineful Experience to Hunter. Scotty takes and throws the chair outside of the ring ontop of Diablo then wakes up referee Gilbert Hunter. Scotty covers Sean and Gilbert goes for the pin...........1...............................2...........................Hunter some how kicks out. Paine can't believe it and grabs referee Gilbert Hunter and shoves him to the ground. Diablo slides into comes behind Paine turns him around and hits a devastating neckbreaker. Diablo then looks down at Hunter and gets a grin on his face. Diablo grabs Sean Hunter and locks in Diablo Seduction. Referee Gilbert Hunter asks Hunter if he quits he tells him no and Diablo locks the hold in deeper and puts more pressure on it.]
Redneck Bob- He really has it locked in now Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- He sure does that really puts pressure and pain in your back and legs. My back hurts just looking at it.
[Hunter continues to scream in paine but refuses to tap. Scotty slides into the ring Diablo sees him and tries to stop Scotty but Scotty kicks Diablo in the gut and hits Feel the Paine on Diablo. Scotty then looks over at Hunter with a smile on his face and hits Feel the Paine to him. Scotty goes for the pin 1..............2......................3.]
Redneck Bob- We have ourselves a new Overseas Champion Rusty.
Rusty Sandler - We sure do and what a match.
Fink- And the winner of the match and NEW NEW Overseas Champion Scotty Paine.
Rusty Sandler- This is going to be a night that NEW fans are going to remember for a long time.
Redneck Bob- Without a doubt!
[Scotty Paine grabs his title and rolls outside of the ring and walks up the rampway as Here Comes the Paine by Slayer blasts over the PA system.]
Redneck Bob- Let's take a commercial break and we will get right back to the championship action here on Kill Zone.
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Redneck Bob- And we are back.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah it's time for some diva action. I can barely control myself Bob.
Redneck Bob- These women would tear you up Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- I wish they would. HOOTERS!!! HOOT!!! HOOT!!!
Redneck Bob- Let's just get to the match the women are in the ring and the match is about to start.
[ The bell sounds and Amber Hellfire goes right after Roxxi Hunter with a thesz press hammering down on her face with right and left handed blows. Ashley Lunatic goes after Ariane and hits her with a clothesline. Sarah Morgan comes from behind and delivers a bulldog to Ashley. Amber Hellfire picks up Roxxi and slams her back down on the mat with a russian leg sweep. Amber Hellfire runs up against the ropes and delivers a snapping leg drop on Roxxi.]
Redneck Bob- This is the best we've seen Amber Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah maybe she will finally accomplish her dream and win the NEW Women's championship.
Redneck Bob- It's looking like she is the most aggressive so far Rusty but anything can happen in these battle royals.
[ Sarah whips Ashley into the corner. Sarah then picks Ashley up and sets her on the top turnbuckle and delivers a superplex on Ashley Lunatic sending her crashing to the mat. Sarah gets up from delivering the superplex to Ashley only to get her head slammed to the mat by Ariare by a grabbing her and delivering a DDT. Amber Hellfire picks up Ashley Lunatic and throws her to the outside of the ring eliminating her. and Ariare comes from behind Amber and grabs her by the hair and bashes her head into the turnbuckle repeatedly. Roxxi mean while grabs Sarah and delivers a snapping suplex. she then grabs her and throws her to the outside of the ring eliminating her. ]
Redneck Bob- And then there where three.
Rusty Sandler- Roxxi, Ariare, and Amber Hellfire.
Redneck Bob- Rusty which of these three are your favorite?
Rusty Sandler- I like them all they are all hot. Hooters!!! Hoot! Hoot!!
Redneck Bob- Why did I even bother asking?
[ Ariare and Amber continue to go at in the corner and Roxxi runs after them and Ariare steps out of the way and Roxxi delivers a clothesline to Amber. Roxxi and Ariare start exchanging blows and Roxxi runs up against the ropes and dropkicks Ariare. Roxxi turns around only to get grabbed and thrown to the outside and eliminated by Amber Hellfire. Amber turns around and is clotheslined to the outside and eliminated by Ariare. The bell rings.]
Redneck Bob- She has done she has won the Womens Championship.
Fink- Here is your winner and NEW NEW womens champion Ariare Chevalier.
[ The referee goes to had Ariare her title and in slides Haylee James snatching the title from the referee. Haylee James hands Ariare the title and pulls a mic. out from her pocket and puts it up to her lips.]
Haylee James- Congratulations but you better keep that title nice and shined up and take as many pictures as you can with it cause well the only reason I'm not champion now is because I didn't get my contract with NEW finalized in time to get into this stupid battle royal.
[ Haylee James drops the mic. and exits the ring as Lollipop by Framing Hanely blasts over the PA system. Ariare picks up the mic. and then puts it up to her lips.]
Ariare- James!!!! Don't walk away from me James!!!!
[ Haylee James turns around and starts to walk back down to the ring and is held back by referees.]
Ariare - No let her come down here.
[Security continues to hold Haylee back.]
Ariare- Fine then keep her there I'll eventually get to her. Let's just hope that when I get my hands on you James you can back up that talk of yours. Oh and you may want to fire your hair dresser cause that hair is hideous.
[ Haylee points to Ariare and you can read her lips saying that she will get hers just wait as Haylee walks back to the lockerroom area.]
Redneck Bob- I've got good news for you Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- Whats that Bob
Redneck Bob- The rest of the show is going to be totally commercial free.
Rusty Sandler - That is great Bob.
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Post by Logan K Michaels owner on May 20, 2010 15:42:17 GMT -5
Redneck Bob- The lowering of that cage must only mean one thing Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah it's time for our main even. These fans have been so loud tonight Bob.
Redneck Bob- Well they have only been waiting forever for NEW's return.
Rusty Sandler- We are going to see blood for sure this match. Anytime you get flesh against steel that means blood.
Redneck Bob- Didn't you see enough blood in the falls count anywhere match.
Rusty Sandler- You can never see too much blood Bob.
[ The cage finishes lowering and the lights go out. A strobe light starts to flash through the arena followed by laser lights.]
Fink- Making his way to the ring from Tampa, Florida weighing in at 150 lbs. Lunatic.
[ Lunatic makes his way to the top of the rampway and does a dance then runs down to the ring enters the cage and climbs to the top of the ladder sitting up outside of the ring and sits waiting 4 his opponents]
Redneck Bob- This match is an NEW original.
Rusty Sandler- Your not going to believe this Bob.
Redneck Bob- What?
Rusty Sandler- This is amazing!!!
Redneck Bob- What already?
Rusty Sandler- I just got the ratings for Kill Zone and on our first night back we was the most watched show on television.
Redneck Bob- That is amazing Rusty.
[The Haunted by Walls of Jericho blast over the PA system. The lights go out and red and white lights start to flash throughout the arena.]
Fink- Making his way down to the ring from Dubuque Iowa weighing in at 220 lbs. Killer.
[ Killer comes out and the fans cheer as he makes his way down the rampway.]
Redneck Bob- Killer is looking to gain back the NEW Championship here in NEW.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah and he lost it to the champion Zodiac.
[ The sound of wild horses running and naying blasts over the PA system.]
Fink- Coming to the ring he is from Osaka Japan weighing in at 235 he is the NEW World Heavyweight Champion Zodiac.
[ The top of the rampway covers in a fog as Zodiac comes out holding the NEW World Heavyweight Championsip. He makes his way down the aisle and enters the cage. He looks at both Killer and Lunatic with a smile as he shuts the cage and Referee Bruce Childs locks the door behind him. Zodiac slides in the ring and walks over to Killer and holds the World Championship in his face taunting him. Zodiac hands the title to referee Adam Mathews and he puts it on the hook and the title raises into the air. Zodiac watches the title go up into the air as Killer walks over and throws him out of the ring right into the ladder Lunatic is on tipping it over and sending Lunatic crashing into the steel cage. Adam Mathews calls for the bell and the match begins. Killer slides out of the ring and grabs Zodiac by his hair and bashes his head against the ring post. Lunatic starts to pull himself to his feet by using the ring steps when Killer jumps on the apron and drop kicks Lunatic in the face sending the back of his head bouncing off of the cage.]
Rusty Sandler- I think this match is right up Killer's alley
Redneck Bob- I do have to admit Killer might have the advantage in this match.
[ Killer grabs the ladder and slides it in the ring. Killer gets in the ring and sees Zodiac using the apron to get up and baseball slides the ladder right into Zodiac. Killer grabs the ladder again this time setting it up in the middle of the ring he climbs to the top of the ladder and reaches for the belt only to have the ladder tipped over and a top rope placed between his legs from the fall. Lunatic grabs the ladder and rams Killer with it sending him flying off of the top ropes and right into the steel of the cage. Zodiac walks over to Killer and smashes his face up against the cage and rubs it back and forth like a cheese grater. You see blood start to run from the face of Killer.]
Redneck Bob- Well Rusty you got your blood.
Rusty Sandler - Yeah and I'm loving it always loved watching these brutal matches just never liked being in them.
Redneck Bob- I've never been in a match but I can understand on why you may feel that way Rusty. So who is your favorite in this match Rusty?
Rusty Sandler- I like them all!!! All of them have been a NEW Champion at one point or another.
Redneck Bob- But Lunatic is the only one who hasn't won the NEW World Heavyweight Championship. Do you think that tonight could be his night Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- In a match like this anybody can win.
[ Lunatic starts to hit the opened wound on Killers heard repeatedly]
Rusty Sandler- Look at Lunatic its like he saw the blood and now he is a mad man.
Redneck Bob- Well his name isn't Lunatic for nothing.
[ Lunatic then rams Killers back into the ring apron. Lunatic starts to pummel Killer some more with right handed blows when he gets thrown back by a baseball slide to the back of Killer's head by Zodiac sending him flying into the steel of the cage. Zodiac slides to the outside of the ring and looks underneath you see a giant grin come upon his face as he pulls out a steel chair. Zodiac takes the chair and throws it into the ring then throws Killer into the ring. Zodiac picks up Killer and sends his head crashing into the chair with a DDT. Zodiac slides outside of the ring and grabs a ladder and starts to fold it up. He turns around to enter the ring and you see Lunatic running in the ring and jumps over the top rope hitting Zodiac with a senton. Both men go crashing into the steel. Lunatic climbs to his feet first and takes the ladder and lays it ontop of Zodiac. Lunatic then hops on the ring apron and jumps onto the ladder on top of Zodiac and lands a diving leg drop. Lunatic gets up in a hurry and runs around the ring with a bit of a limp.]
Redneck Bob- Lunatic just hurt himself on that move I think Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah I've never been a big fan of the high risk moves. I always thought they where more stupidity then bravery. Plus if you miss or something goes wrong it could not only cost you the match but possibly your career.
[Lunatic slides in the ring. Lunatic picks up Killer and goes to irish whip him to the outside but is reversed and Lunatic goes flying into the turnbuckle. Killer then runs after killer and connects with two knees to the jaw of Lunatic. Killer then slides to the outside of the ring and pulls Lunatics legs between the turnbuckle post and puts him in a figure four leg lock. Lunatic starts to scream in pain.]
Rusty Sandler- Well I hope that Killer knows that he can't win this match by submission Bob.
Redneck Bob- I think he does Rusty but if he makes it so he can hardly walk means he will hardly climb a ladder.
Rusty Sandler- Great point Killer isn't so dumb after all.
[ Killer looks over and sees a steel chair laying on the floor he smiles picks it up and bashes Lunatic in the leg with it. Killer looks in the center of the ring and up in the rafters at the Heavyweight championship and smiles. He grabs the ladder and slides it in the ring he sets it up and begins to climb. Zodiac sees him climbing after the belt and grabs a ladder of his own. He sets it up and climbs to the top of it. Killer looks over at Zodiac confused knowing that Zodiac can't reach the title from his position. Killer gets to the top of his ladder and starts to reach for the title. Zodiac tips his ladder over towards Killer and clotheslines him sending Killer flying outside of the ring into the cage and bouncing himself off of the top rope. Lunatic looks over in the corner of the ring and sees the damage that just occurred to both superstars. Lunatic starts to crawl towards a ladder he uses the ropes to pull himself up he starts to set up the ladder. You see Zodiac slide to the outside of the ring. Zodiac looks into the ring and sees Lunatic and the ladder. Zodiac looks under the ring and pulls out an even bigger ladder. Lunatic finally gets his ladder positioned as Zodiac slides the bigger ladder in. Lunatic starts to climb the stares of the ladder as Zodiac starts to set up the bigger one.]
Rusty Sandler- Does Zodiac have a death wish? I mean he accomplished Killer from getting the belt earlier but not without damage to himself. I mean you think the guy would learn.
Redneck Bob- Well nothing means more to Zodiac then that title and he will do what ever it takes to walk out of that cage tonight still the NEW World Heavyweight Championship.
[ Lunatic gets to the top of the ladder and reaches for the belt but knocks his ladder down is dangling from the title belt.]
Redneck Bob- All he has to do is loosen that title and Lunatic has won.
[ Zodiac finally gets to the top of his ladder and jumps off and hits a spear to Lunatic sending Lunatic crashing to the mat.]
[Killer was from the outside of the ring watched as all of this progressed and Killer sets up one of the ladders and starts to climb it to grab the title. Killer gets to the top of the ladder and Killer reaches for the title. Zodiac gets up long enough to tip over the title and send Killer flying to the mat. Zodiac starts to get up and is attacked by Lunatic with a kendo stick. Lunatic picks Zodiac up and hits the Lunatic Twist.]
Redneck Bob- It could be all over Lunatic just hit the Lunatic twist.
Rusty Sandler- It isn't over until the fat lady sings Bob.
Redneck Bob- Well I think she just sung.
[ Lunatic grabs a ladder sets it up and starts to climb to the top. Killer sees Lunatic climbing the ladder and rolls in the ring and starts to climb his self. Lunatic gets to the top of the ladder first and reaches for the belt, but before he can grab it Killer reaches the top and grabs him and punches him repeatedly. Lunatic quickly gets on the attack himself and the two start to exchange blows. Killer bashes Lunatics face off of the top of the ladder. Killer then grabs Lunatic by the head and straddles the ladder delivering God's Last Gift off of the ladder and on to the ground on Lunatic. Killer lays on the ground for a minute before using the ladder and climbing to his feet. Killer then starts to climb the ladder again. Killer gets to the top of the ladder and reaches for the title.]
Redneck Bob- This could be it Rusty.
Rusty Sandler- Killer could win the championship again.
Redneck Bob- Yeah and only one other person has won the NEW World Heavyweight Championship twice and that is NEW Hall of Famer Reaper.
[Killer reaches up and unsnaps the belt]
Redneck Bob- He has done he has once again won the title
Fink - The winner of the match and NEW New World Heavyweight Champion Killer.
Rusty Sandler- Yeah he came out here with a mission and that was to accomplished here tonight.
[ "Up All Night" By Hinder hits the NEW arenas music system; Thats when Jonathan Campbell walks out. ]
Rusty Sandler- Well The Savoir Of NEW Is Here Bob.
Redneck Bob- Yeah that’s right Rusty lets see what he has to say.
Fink- Ladies n Gentleman at this time please welcome the savior of NEW Jonathan Campbell!
[ Jonathan walks down the ramp with a mic in his hand. He slaps the fans hands as he walks down the ramp. He gets into the ring as Fink gets out Campbell holds the mic up to his mouth as the fans cheer him.]
Jonathan Campbell- Killer, congrats on you title win, but now you know what this means, It means at the Rage pay per view you will be facing the winner out of the main event next week, out of Christopher Style and one of the men you faced this week Zodiac! But thats at rage next week, it is going to be Killer vs Scotty Paine in a hardcore street fight!
[ "Up All Night" By Hinder hits the NEW arenas music system; Campbell walks backstage as the NEW logo pops up. ]
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